stephen king: goodnight son
son: goodnight dad
stephen king: do you want to hear a bedtime story?
stephen king: there once was an old man-
son: NO DAD IT'S FINE OKAY BYE
My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping they are more brave than I am.
colonel-maximus: iztoomuch: christianwuzlyk: bgeronimo: cravingchocolate: -jnfm: jaynoodle: tyyyger: knife-calledlust: the three MOST honest minutes in television history. EVER. wow.. is this real? truth The best thing I watched, ever. So, when I saw this commercial, I was blown away—but being the commercial that it was, it didn’t give away the whole speech…well duh,...
hiddlesuave: COLIN MOCHRIE AND TOM HIDDLESTON ARE TWEETING EACH OTHER WHAT I JESUS FUCK
When someone is talking at the movies →
10knotes: Here’s a blog that’s totally worth following
My 6 year old brother has intense Loki feels
thebatmanrises: tom-sits-like-a-whore: We were playing with the Lego Avengers, and I was like “Oooh, I’m Loki, I’m the bad guy” and he just looked me straight in the eye and goes “No. Loki is not a bad guy. He just got his feelings hurt by his big brother and his daddy. But he’s not a bad guy.” I’ve raised him well. I guess the lesson here is you can kill hundreds of people but because...
jumanjiwasunderrated: fartwithheadphoneson: iliketulips: twatermel0n: i laughed way too hard at this omg WHAT. DEAD.
❒ Death ❒ Exile
BREAKING: Director Tony Scott Dies at 68 From... →
sharkinthedungeon: dieter-braun: popculturebrain: Scott is best known for directing ‘Top Gun,’ ‘Days of Thunder,’ ‘Beverly Hills Cop II’ and the recent ‘Taking of Pelham 123.’ He is the brother of director Ridley Scott. The Wrap has confirmed the above report. (via bobbyfinger) holy fuck HOLY FUCK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OH MY GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO what NOOOOOOOOOO Please God someone tell...